Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Cause Ya Had A Bad Day...


Ah Daniel Powter...what a brilliant man. Way to go with a cheesy song that everyone can relate to. Though it was overplayed like no other song, especially on American Idol, it still rings true. Bad days happen. A lot. Oy veh do they happen a lot. Well today was one out of many for me.
Today was a day where my mind got the best of me and I just thought about everything in my life...definitely a recipe for disaster. I had one of those moments where I thought about where my life is going, what I am going to do after college (or in the middle of college...since I am running out of funds to complete it...yikes), and wondering if I can ever make a living as a hippie in today's world...minus the drug thing. I have no clue. I realize most people don't. But as an irresponsible college student who doesn't care...I think that I am worse off than every human being on this planet...eh maybe not. Then I also thought about how horrible I am doing in school, where I should be preparing for what I am going to do in the real world. But instead I lay in bed and think about what I should be doing and regretting my life...so then I just end up still laying there sulking. Ugh...gross I know. Then I also thought about the people in my life that will be so disappointed in me for what I am doing in my life...boy ain't that a crappy thought. And I continuously thought about many other things that I don't need to mention...didn't really intend on making this a virtual pity party for Emma Miller. :\

So anyways, I shall speak of the other things that happened in my day that made it not so fun, but had some ... some ... comedic relief.

Well the 1 thing that is quite prominent in my mind is this: I ripped my pants. I am often disheartened by the fact that I am gaining weight, and this little occurrence didn't help one iota. However, it was still hilarious. I sat down in my car, felt slash (yes, I just typed the word 'slash' instead of using the symbol...deal with it) heard a giant rip. So I felt the back of mis pantelones...but felt nothing. So I drove on to pick up Jes and head to the gas station. Well I began thinking about it more and knew that something was amiss back there. And behold, The Rip. It......was......huuuuuge. Oh man...huge. The back pocket is basically off to give you an estimate of how big it is. Sadly those jeans were so expensive...and now...worthless. :(
The second thing that happened, not quite that funny, but it still contributed to the bad day. I slammed my door so hard I messed up the window. I still goes down alright. It's just the going up that needs a little help.
Third, my phone was going dead all day. Then when I finally had the chance to use my car charger, it didn't work. and it wasn't just the car charger, it's a fuse or something in my car.

Bah humbug. I wont go on with any more stories (that deserve pity) ;)

But I would just like all you out there, that are running to your Sony Walkmans to play "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter because his words speak to you and you feel like he understands how horrible your day was.... :\ ? Anyways, just letting everyone know that you aren't the only one struggling, most definitely. Everyone is there at many points in their lives. Lots of people will understand you when you tell them that life in the ear of a fly that's been hanging around a pile of rhino dung from 2 seconds ago, would be better than the life you are living right now. But hang in there ladies and gents. pretty soon that fly is gonna move on from the dung and head somewhere infinitely better...like a plate of spaghetti with meatballs...or...maybe around the face of some fiiine hunk of burning love......laaadies ;)

Anyways, the moral of Emma's blog post today:
Life can be a pile of crap on some days, but the days are bound to get better. So just hang in there. Pull up the bootstraps and live life to the fullest.

Emma's second moral of the day:
Go with as many cliche sayings as possible :)

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Fruity Dyno Bites.... They're Archaeological

...Start your day, the Dyno way!!

Ha ha well there's this cereal...called Fruity Dyno Bites. Best name ever. And they are actually really swell tasting. And I have been working on some commercial ideas and thought they could use a slogan. Hit me up with your thoughts...or leave a comment.